Montreal Summary

So here I am back in LA with Shani and Mitch and the little ones. You have
read my experiences in Denver and now it is time for me to tell you all
about what I did in Montreal. Actually I'm not sure what I did in Montreal.

I arrived in Montreal on Monday the 28th (I think that was the date) and was
picked up at the airport by Kai and Tara who took me to their home and
filled me with weed (Lots of weed!) and vodka and at some stage I just
passed out. Good times. The next couple of days Kai and I spent running
around the city like regular tourists (Except we were very,very full of
weed). I really enjoyed Montreal which has a very french flavour and it is a
really pretty town. And the weed is awesome.

Then I got in touch with Gabrielle, who I last met (and first met) in
Auckland in 2001, we got together and shared another joint and had a fun
evening (and thats all for you dirty minded buggers) I hope you're having fun
in Mach Pichu, Gabrielle, and I loved the "poutine".

After Labour Day, a very important North American holiday, yes my friends,
Canada is in North America, Kai and Tara took me off to a lake (sorry, I
really dont know what its called) but we stayed at a place called Sandbanks
- we were real "trailer trash" and loving it. We walked, smoked,visited the
local village, smoked. looked for a shop called "Dead Peoples Stuff" which
was closed when we found it, smoked, sailed on the lake in a metal dingy
(and smoked) and when it rained and Tara and I quit, Kai continued to sail
(and smoked), went back to "Dead Peoples Stuff" and found that it was not
very interesting stuff and then returned to Montreal.

What can I say, you have probably understood by now what I did in Montreal.
I had a great time and will do my best to return there again as soon as I
can. Thank you Kai and Tara!

Thus ends my Montreal saga. Soon I will be back in Israel, for a while at
least and then India - I plan and Hope.

May you all continue to flourish!